Funny Football Quotes

Funny Football Quotes!

Bryan Clough“Walk on water? I know most people out there will be saying that instead of walking on it, I should have taken more of it with my drinks. They are absolutely right .”-Bryan Clough Ronaldo
“We lost because we didn’t win.”
– Ronaldo
Paul Gascoigne“I’ve had 14 bookings this season – 8 of which were my fault, but 7 of which were disputable.”– Paul Gascoigne Kevin Keegan“They compare Steve McManaman to Steve Highway and he’s nothing like him, but I can see why – because he’s a bit different.”
-Kevin Keegan
John Lambie

“That’s great, tell him he’s Pele, and get him back on.”
John Lambie, when informed that his concussed striker had forgotten who he was

Gary Lineker“There’s no in between – you’re either good or bad. We were in between.”
– Gary Lineker
Les Ferdinand

“I was surprised, but I always say nothing surprises me in football.”
-Les Ferdinand

Ian Wright“Without being too harsh on David Beckham, he cost us the match.”
-Ian Wright
Alan Shearer“One accusation you can’t throw at me is that I’ve always done my best.”
-Alan Shearer
Sir Alex Ferguson“Cole should be scoring from those distances, but I’m not going to single him out.”
-Sir Alex Ferguson
Ugo Ehiogu“I’m as happy as I can be – but I have been happier.”
-Ugo Ehiogu
Lee Hendrie“I took a whack on my left ankle, but something told me it was my right.”
-Lee Hendrie
Sir Bobby Robson“The first 90 minutes are the most important.”
-Sir Bobby Robson
Mark Viduka“I would not be bothered if we lost every game as long as we won the league.”

-Mark Viduka

Ruud Gullit“We will not make any excuses for the conditions. They are the same for both teams”
– Ruud Gullit, before European match in Tromso
“It should never have been played. From the start the conditions were impossible. We had to play into the blizzard for 45 minutes with the snow straight in our eyes so we couldn’t see at all”
-Ruud Gullit 90 minutes later
“And with 4 minutes gone, the score is already 0-0.”
-Ian Dark
“I never make predictions, and I never will.”
-Paul Gascoigne
“Celtic were at one time nine points ahead, but somewhere along the road, their ship went off the rails.”
-Richard Park
“I don’t think there is anybody bigger or smaller than Maradona.”
-Kevin Keegan
“I would have given my right arm to be a pianist.”
-Sir Bobby Robson
“Celtic manager Davie Hay still has a fresh pair of legs up his sleeve.”
-John Greig

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